Choose The Left!

WELCOME, BROTHERS AND SISTERS.

Whether you’re newly out of the church, a seasoned Formon, or a current member with a joyfully heretical streak, X marks the spot for a line of snotty merchandise that speaks your language and feels your pain. When the choice is placed before you – Choose The Left!

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About Us

We’re still on our Mission

We don’t call ourselves X-Mormons — or the significantly more tedious, X-ChurchofJesusChristofLatterDaySainters. We prefer the term, Formon. Evan Lord, creator of the Choose the Left ring, had his revelation for the brand while on his mission years ago. Today, thousands of people the world over are wearing them loudly and proudly. We’re excited to introduce an entire new line of CTL merchandise that says what you’ve always wanted to say to the people you’ve wanted to say it to. All in good fun and all inthenameofJesusChristamen.

Testimonials

Here’s what our fans are saying.

If a man cannot laugh at his own expense, then he shall, of a certainty, reap the scorn of others. My new Choose the Left mug inspired me to fits of light-mindedness and loud laughter of such exceeding force as to compel piping hot coffee from my nostrils and onto my favorite puffy shirt.

Joseph SmithTruth-seeker

Let any man come to me in a spirit of irreverence or mockery and I shall shew unto him God’s righteous judgments. Women get a pass. This is the place where I purchase items of interest for all of my wives, prospective wives and young girls I fancy — as well as their attractive single or married friends and comely relatives — no age restrictions. Referrals welcome. If I consummate, there’s a T-Shirt in it for you.

Brigham YoungMoney-maker

Depart this site immediately and report my offense to the proper priesthood authority for disciplinary action…after spending 10% of your increase on something blasphemous and inappropriate.

Evan LordSurvivor